We need to protect them
hashtagonlyingotham:
So apparently all Metropolitans have a death wish, they are so unprepared for everything. I moved to Metropolis recently? I’m a journalist and I’ll always be loyal to the Gotham Gazette, but I don’t think you can comprehend how much money they’re willing to pay investigative journalists willing to work in Gotham. It’s pretty much just me, Louis Lane and this Kent kid, and Kent’s not even actually an investigative journalist.
So, as I’m sure my fellow Gothamites know, Metropolis is mellow as hell and not even remotely dangerous. Sure, they have plenty of strong scary looking villains, but they also have Mr.Indestructible for a hero, so nothing bad ever happens anyway? Like, there’s only been one attack that really went above minor annoyance. I haven’t been caught in a bank robbery here once, I was getting kind of paranoid until Luthor gassed my office building.
Also, Luthor gassed my office building. My co-workers were so unprepared.
So apparently no one carries gas masks here? I always have one in me (WE brand, collapsable, that one?), because it’s just common sense. You never know when the villain of the week is going to pull an airborne toxin out of their ass you feel? Now apparently that’s a #OnlyInGotham thing because my co-workers were out right quick and I needed to defend them from incapable thugs. Fun Fact: Apparently even Gotham’s grunts are of a higher quality than Metropolis’ cause I would not have been able to do that in Gotham (Though I also wouldn’t need to do it alone in Gotham so…).
Anyway, long story short, because Metropolitans are actual children I am now head of security for the daily planet and I won’t be visiting any time soon, sorry.
onlyingotham