now i am the one who is bitch

hashtagonlyingotham:

So apparently all Metropolitans have a death wish, they are so unprepared for everything. I moved to Metropolis recently? I’m a journalist and I’ll always be loyal to the Gotham Gazette, but I don’t think you can comprehend how much money they’re willing to pay investigative journalists willing to work in Gotham. It’s pretty much just me, Louis Lane and this Kent kid, and Kent’s not even actually an investigative journalist.

So, as I’m sure my fellow Gothamites know, Metropolis is mellow as hell and not even remotely dangerous. Sure, they have plenty of strong scary looking villains, but they also have Mr.Indestructible for a hero, so nothing bad ever happens anyway? Like, there’s only been one attack that really went above minor annoyance. I haven’t been caught in a bank robbery here once, I was getting kind of paranoid until Luthor gassed my office building.

Also, Luthor gassed my office building. My co-workers were so unprepared.

So apparently no one carries gas masks here? I always have one in me (WE brand, collapsable, that one?), because it’s just common sense. You never know when the villain of the week is going to pull an airborne toxin out of their ass you feel? Now apparently that’s a #OnlyInGotham thing because my co-workers were out right quick and I needed to defend them from incapable thugs. Fun Fact: Apparently even Gotham’s grunts are of a higher quality than Metropolis’ cause I would not have been able to do that in Gotham (Though I also wouldn’t need to do it alone in Gotham so…).

Anyway, long story short, because Metropolitans are actual children I am now head of security for the daily planet and I won’t be visiting any time soon, sorry.

arsenicarose:

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sonnet20:

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

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corvidprompts:

“I’m having a baby.” says the villain.

The villain’s sidekick blinks “Uh, okay, so how does maternity leave-”

“It’s you.” the villain says, slamming down a pad of adoption papers “Sign here.”

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weirdmageddon:

that-random-ghost:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

i fucking hate gauds icon and their cult of 13 year olds copying it because i know exactly where its from after years on the internet its that weird japanese electronic still bank that eats your coins and i cant believe they asked their followers for nsf/w of it

ok this original post was meant to be a more lighter take on this person because i didnt think it was that bad or maybe it was a rumor grown out of hand but after the scamming incident and actually looking at their blog for the first time….this is genuinely giving me mucho bad vibes

first off

does gaud have a god complex or something and hold themself in higher regards than everyone else

thanks! as somene actually autistic youre doing the autistic community the complete opposite in favors by claiming you represent them and making vulnerable autistic children on here think youre an ideal role model for autistics. like im actually offended about this

ah i get it now. i get the icon. it represents gaud’s greed. gauds church of scientology

i dont like how they carry this as really cultish. it’s really creepy especially considering how old their following is. tons of people changing their icons to that fucking ugly pink still bank. making your icon that is the equivalent of putting on a “kick me” sign or wearing bright hazardous colors like a poisonous animal so people know to distance themselves

these are just my first impressions from going to their blog. now i found the receipts and im even more disgusted. thank you to the users who found these. ill list the major warnings in each

this doc contains nudity/nsfw, fujioshi shit, cannibalism, pedophilia, racism, iffy stuff

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-hlp6eyoPSdpi7dvTvGu1MdIQshZD30dpIc7VeK_hAc/

Gaudie is uhh weird lol

Tumblr user gaudie is 26 years old and recently started a “protest” to fight tumblrs nsfw ban, their protest includes sending them money

Google Docs

here was the server nonsense; in this one theres pedophilia, r*pe, antisemitism, losta iffy content. they did nothing to stop this. extreme irresponsibility

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PX07hEShEPwRfJrLd9N5C2Gw7p_UAbNoieR69vMGew4/

gaud server thing

this obviously isn’t a callout for anyone specifically, just a warning post in case you wanted to do the same thing i wanted to and join t

Google Docs

this one is recent racism (it was just added to the first doc i linked but this is primary source)

https://joulejay.tumblr.com/post/181606229942/dsfgfjh-i-took-a-look-at-uhh-guads-livestream-and

oh god

Anonymous said: dsfgfjh i took a look at uhh guads livestream and Uhhh there they were dancing around in a fuckin kimono to bad 2000's pop d

Reigen Fucker...2!

anyway the funnyman rot is in full effect and i hope that if we cant take gaud off the site that we distance the kids from them to the best of our ability. also as an autistic teen im not letting this 27 year old pasty cheat try to represent autistics

op chill the fuck out the guy out there is just entertaining everyone with weird cryptid shitposts i understand that it might not be your cup of tea for humour but no need to make an entire post trying to diss them out or anythin jfc

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mikkeneko:

do you ever have that one canon character you liked just fine in the canon, but the more you see of their fans, the more you come to just kind of … loathe them by association? like, a pavlov’s reflex of cringing every time you see their name or face

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dans-homosensual-agenda:

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows 

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critical-failqueer:

more dnd campaigns with overtly fantastic plots. full on fairy tale bullshit. like something out of mythology or a fable. 

the party is tasked to retrieve the moon, which has been stolen from the sky. 87% chance the moon is also sentient. 

a color that was locked away by the gods for being too beautiful/terrible/powerful is released again and a dragon of that color now threatens the land. also because it’s new it’s in fashion and everyone who can get their hands on it is wearing this color and it’s starting to give you a headache. 

relieve the land of their drought by finding what happened to the rain and bringing it back. 

go wild. have fun

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millennial-review:

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gin-draws:

is Ric Grayson over yet?

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