girl in name only

prokopetz:

“Weren’t you supposed to be on trial for witchcraft?”

“Oh, that. Yeah, they let me go.”

“Just like that?”

“Well, not just like that. I had to confess first.”

“You had to what now?”

“Yeah, I admitted that I’ve been pretending to be a witch in order to scam the locals with fake boner potions, so they gave me a fine and threw me out of the courtroom.”

“They really bought that?”

“I mean, it’s true.”

“I literally saw you turn a guy into a newt last week.”

“Oh, I never said I don’t practice magic – I just said that I’m not a witch.”

“Wait, so the boner potions really were fake?”

“Afraid so.”

“God dammit.”

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