zoobus:

porko-rotten:

porko-rotten:

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

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Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why so many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

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(Source: hellsite-yano, via gaaraofsburbia)

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