genderqueersteverogers:

prokopetz:

digitaldiscipline:

prokopetz:

“Weren’t you supposed to be on trial for witchcraft?”

“Oh, that. Yeah, they let me go.”

“Just like that?”

“Well, not just like that. I had to confess first.”

“You had to what now?”

“Yeah, I admitted that I’ve been pretending to be a witch in order to scam the locals with fake boner potions, so they gave me a fine and threw me out of the courtroom.”

“They really bought that?”

“I mean, it’s true.”

“I literally saw you turn a guy into a newt last week.”

“Oh, I never said I don’t practice magic – I just said that I’m not a witch.”

“Wait, so the boner potions really were fake?”

“Afraid so.”

“God dammit.”

I feel like this is a conversation Yennefer of Vengerberg has had on more than one occasion.

Who would that make the other speaker who’s disappointed the boner potions weren’t real, out of curiosity?

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I need a comprehensive list of our options here

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lambert definitely imagine fuckign. just emhyr var emreis. sayin this. geralt maybe but lbr. geralt fucks. idc abt netflix witcher as much even tho namedropping jaskier specifically instead of dandelion means netflix fans highjacked this post idcidc tho bc witcher books and games....much more better. netflix witcher just wants to be edgy grimdark so bad it makes geralt look stupit

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