Sometimes I forget that every last damn person on Tumblr is some kind of deeply obscure cryptid or monster until it slams me in the face with some kind of Addams Family Post Apocalyptic Cyberpunk shit.
what kind of deeply obscure cryptid am I
pug dog but it has ram’s horns and the wings of an eagle for its tail
How about me
Horse but it sings opera perfectly.
What about me?
Brown bear with upsettingly human mouth and fingers.
Do me!
And then tell me what kind of cryptid I am!
Looks like a nurse but there’s no mouth under the face mask and a huge mouth in your abdomen.
You have no idea how much I resisted the easy answer of “me, but in reverse.”
me me me!
raccoon with a scorpion tail and six legs
Me? 😍
hive mind sloth colony
okay i gotta know
A prismatic horse you can only ride while blindfolded.
okay that rules, thank you!
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